{"id":37,"date":"2023-11-28T11:12:45","date_gmt":"2023-11-28T16:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/?p=37"},"modified":"2023-11-28T11:12:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T16:12:46","slug":"no-parking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"No Parking"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">No entry no parking absolutely not<br>You\u2019ll get no square deals here<br>We\u2019re not in the business of square deals<br>We\u2019re in the business of triangular deals<br>Rhomboid deals leaning to one side <br>Circular deals that never start<br>Never end<br>Never make a sharp turn<br>You think it\u2019s all straight<br>Clean and predictable <br>Then find yourself<br>Back where you started<br>And now maybe you understand<br>Why you weren\u2019t allowed to enter<br>Because there is no longer<br>Any escape<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No entry no parking absolutely notYou\u2019ll get no square deals hereWe\u2019re not in the business of square dealsWe\u2019re in the business of triangular dealsRhomboid deals leaning to one side Circular deals that never startNever endNever make a sharp turnYou think it\u2019s all straightClean and predictable Then find yourselfBack where you startedAnd now maybe you understandWhy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions\/38"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scratchfactory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}